Tall Dark Rich Coffee Sweatshirt – Cozy Funny Coffee Crewneck
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Tall, dark, and rich—the only relationship that never lets you down is coffee. This cozy fleece sweatshirt is for the caffeine-obsessed who want their humor as strong as their morning cup. With its cheeky design and extra-plush fabric, it’s basically the wearable version of your favorite latte: warm, comforting, and always hits the spot.
Made from a soft poly/cotton blend, it’s the perfect sweatshirt for chilly mornings, late-night study sessions, or your third coffee run of the day (no judgment). Cozy enough for home, stylish enough for the café—this one’s brewed just right.
✨ Key Features:
✔ 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece
✔ Relaxed, unisex fit with classic crewneck style
✔ Soft, plush, midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
✔ Printed to order, just for you
✔ Perfect gift for coffee lovers & café regulars
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.