Sorry. Can't. Football. Bye. Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
For the ones who take football season seriously (and everything else… not so much). The Sorry. Can’t. Football. Bye. Tee is the perfect uniform for game days, tailgates, or couch-side play-by-play commentary.
Made from buttery-soft triblend fabric, this tee feels as good as your favorite vintage shirt but looks way better. Lightweight, breathable, and effortlessly cool. It’s the kind of top that works for kickoff, halftime snacks, and victory celebrations alike.
With a classic unisex fit that flatters everyone, this tee pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or leggings for that laid-back, “don’t bother me, it’s game day” vibe. Available in nine triblend colors, so you can match your team.
Details:
• Unisex triblend tee: soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk
• Available in 9 colors
• Classic crewneck fit for easy styling
• Printed to order by hand, just for you
• Perfect for game days, tailgates, and weekend lounging
Care: Wash cold, hang dry for best results.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.