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Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse Christmas Crewneck

Regular price $ 58.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $ 58.00 USD
Color: Carolina Blue (Gildan)
Carolina Blue (Gildan)
Forest (Gildan)
Red (Gildan)
Black (Bella Canvas)
Red (Bella Canvas)
Size: S
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DESCRIPTION

This is being offered in two different brands so you can select the price point and style that works best for you.

If Clark Griswold taught us anything, it’s that no holiday season is complete without a little chaos, a lot of lights, and a family that redefines the meaning of “festive.” Throw it on, grab the eggnog, and embrace the Griswold spirit—because the holidays are all about family, laughter, and the occasional squirrel in the tree. Warning: wearing this may attract RVs and unexpected guests.

Made from a ridiculously soft cotton/poly blend, even Aunt Bethany would approve. Whether you’re untangling 25,000 twinkle lights, dodging Cousin Eddie’s RV, or sipping eggnog while things inevitably go off the rails, you’ll stay warm and ready for whatever holiday “fun” comes your way.

Gildan Crewneck 

  • unisex fit, classic crewneck
  • features air jet yarn for reduced pilling
  • colors: carolina blue, forest, red
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 8.0 oz.
  • wash cold, hang dry

Bella Canvas Crewneck

  • unisex fit, classic crewneck
  • remarkably soft, plush material
  • colors: black, red
  • 52% cotton, 48% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz.
  • wash cold, hang dry


This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing. 

SHIPPING/RETURNS

Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.

We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.

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