Allergic to Plans Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cozy Limited Edition for Homebodies
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Your Official Excuse for Saying No ✌️
Flaking isn’t just a habit—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you're a proud homebody, socially selective, or just allergic to group texts, this cozy crewneck lets the world know exactly where you stand: at home, in sweats, not coming.
Featuring the main text “Allergic to Plans” and a bonus micro-mantra that reads “Flaking is my love language,” this sweatshirt is your comfy shield against brunch invites, spontaneous hangouts, and anything requiring real pants.
Choose your comfort level:
- Ash Grey (Gildan): 50% cotton, 50% polyester | 8.0 oz | Classic, cozy, tried-and-true
- Athletic Heather (Bella Canvas): 90% cotton, 10% polyester fleece | 8.0 oz | Buttery-soft and slightly more lightweight
Both feature a relaxed, unisex fit and are screen printed by hand in California. Wash cold, hang dry, stay home.
🛋️ Part of The Cozy AF Drop – a limited-edition release that disappears after 30 days.
Available through August 31st. After that, it’s headed straight to the Graphics Graveyard. 👻
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.