Undiagnosed But Something Is Definitely Wrong Heavyweight Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
No official diagnosis, but vibes are definitely off.
The Undiagnosed But Something Is Definitely Wrong Heavyweight Tee is for those who are self-aware enough to know... yeah, it’s something. Equal parts hilarious and relatable, this heavyweight funny graphic tee brings sunshine energy with just a sprinkle of chaos.
Made from soft, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s got that perfectly broken-in feel without the years of emotional damage (you know, mostly). The relaxed unisex fit is breathable, curve-flattering, and built for living your best "I’m fine 😵💫" life.
🌈 Heavyweight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, sturdy, and meltdown-resistant
🐬 Garment-dyed for a perfectly lived-in, vintage feel
🧵 Relaxed, unisex fit — comfy enough for existential crises and snack runs
🎨 Printed to order by hand, just for you
🎨 Available in Chambray, Blossom, Island Reef, Orchid, and Banana
Perfect for summer hangs, mental breakdowns, brunch dates, and anyone who proudly wears "undiagnosed but fabulous" as a badge of honor.
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry — because you’ve already got enough chaos to manage.
Graphic/garment colors may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits, and filters.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.