Motherhood Fueled by Chaos & Coffee Tee – Toddler Mom Edition
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Motherhood’s a jungle, and you’re just out here surviving on caffeine and vibes.
The Motherhood Fueled by Chaos & Coffee Tee is for toddler moms who haven’t sat down since 6:00 a.m., reheated their coffee three times, and may or may not be negotiating with a feral child about wearing pants. (Again.)
Made from buttery-soft, lightweight triblend fabric, this tee is breathable, curve-flattering, and comfy enough to wear from meltdown #1 to meltdown #infinity. Featuring a relaxed unisex fit, it’s perfect for Target runs, preschool pickup, or hiding in your car with an iced latte and 10 minutes of silence.
☕ Lightweight 3.8 oz triblend — 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon
🧵 Relaxed unisex fit — breathable, buttery soft, and toddler-proof(ish)
🎨 Printed to order, just for you
🖤 Solid black triblend
Perfect for moms of tiny tornadoes, caffeine addicts, and any woman wondering if “chaos manager” counts as a full-time job on LinkedIn.
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry — just like your last nerve.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.