Go Outside Worst Case Scenario A Bear Kills You Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
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DESCRIPTION
Fresh air. Gorgeous views. Mild existential dread.
The Go Outside Worst Case Scenario A Bear Kills You Tee is for the adventurous souls who love camping, hiking, and wandering into the woods — but also acknowledge that nature is beautiful and terrifying. Equal parts dark humor and outdoorsy charm, this funny unisex graphic tee is ready to go wherever your questionable survival instincts take you.
Made from lightweight, super-soft 100% ring-spun cotton, it features a classic unisex fit that’s breathable, flattering, and built for everything from trail treks to snack breaks in the Subaru.
🐻 Soft, lightweight cotton (4.2 oz) — adventure-approved
🌲 Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and non-clingy
🧵 Printed by hand, just for you
🎨 Available in Pebble Brown, Lavender Blue, Thyme, and Tan
🧺 Wash cold, hang dry. Graphic will gently fade over time (like your fear of bears… maybe)
Perfect for hikers, campers, mountain wanderers, and anyone with a love for the outdoors and a twisted sense of humor.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.