Wait Come Back You Forgot Your Bullshit Tee – Heavyweight Graphic T-Shirt for Women
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING

HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Wait Come Back, You Forgot Your Bullshit Tee
The only kind of baggage claim you’ll participate in.
This tee doesn’t just make a statement—it sets a boundary. Because some people leave behind sunglasses, umbrellas… or dignity. But emotional baggage? Yeah, they can keep that.
Featuring bold typography and a savage little side note that reads: “I don’t babysit baggage. Especially the emotional carry-on kind.” This is your wearable out-of-office message to chaos, drama, and unsolicited energy dumps.
Made with Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton for that lived-in, vintage feel and a relaxed, unisex fit that says "I’m comfy, confident, and completely over it.”
No cling. No drama. Just you, thriving.
Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton | Garment-dyed for a vintage look
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) with a curve-flattering, relaxed fit
- Printed by hand just for you with crisp white ink
- Wash cold, hang dry, and protect your peace at all costs
🖤 Not part of The Drop — this one’s here to stay (for now). But the emotional support hotline is still closed.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.