Coffee Makes Me Poop Socks – Funny Unisex Gym Socks Made in USA
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks ☕💩
Nothing jumpstarts your day quite like a hot cup of coffee… followed by a swift sprint to the bathroom. These socks celebrate the sacred ritual of caffeine-fueled productivity, digestive urgency, and yes—essential business. Wear them proudly, whether you’re brewing at home or blowing up the office restroom.
✨ Perky, punny, and perfectly full of crap—in a good way.
Details:
- Unisex fit — one size fits most (women’s 6 to men’s 15)
- Wide ribbed, mid-calf length
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Made in the USA 🇺🇸
- Best worn with sneakers or roomy shoes
- Colors: Brown Cotton with Cream and Black Nylon accents
- Machine wash cold, line dry
Toe-tally hilarious gift for coffee lovers, early risers, and anyone who treats their French press like a laxative.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.