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Coffee Makes Me Poop Socks – Funny Unisex Gym Socks Made in USA

Regular price $ 15.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $ 15.00 USD
Size: One Size
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Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks ☕💩
Nothing jumpstarts your day quite like a hot cup of coffee… followed by a swift sprint to the bathroom. These socks celebrate the sacred ritual of caffeine-fueled productivity, digestive urgency, and yes—essential business. Wear them proudly, whether you’re brewing at home or blowing up the office restroom.

Perky, punny, and perfectly full of crap—in a good way.


Details:

  • Unisex fit — one size fits most (women’s 6 to men’s 15)
  • Wide ribbed, mid-calf length
  • 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
  • Made in the USA 🇺🇸
  • Best worn with sneakers or roomy shoes
  • Colors: Brown Cotton with Cream and Black Nylon accents
  • Machine wash cold, line dry

Toe-tally hilarious gift for coffee lovers, early risers, and anyone who treats their French press like a laxative.

SHIPPING/RETURNS

Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.

We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.

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