Completely Crumbling Unisex Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING

HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Completely Crumbling Unisex Tee – Half Baked & Barely Holding On 🍪
When life’s got you crumbling faster than a week-old cookie, this tee is here for the breakdown.
Featuring a distressed hand clutching a crumbling cookie (relatable), the Completely Crumbling tee is perfect for those barely holding it together—but still showing up with crumbs of dignity and a touch of sarcasm. Whether it’s your mental state or your to-do list that’s falling apart, this vintage-inspired tee is soft, stylish, and just unhinged enough to match your mood.
Ideal for:
- Emotional snackers 🍫
- High-functioning hot messes 😅
- Anyone whose grip on reality is as loose as this cookie 🫠
Details:
- Fashion-fit, unisex cut
- Buttery soft cotton-rayon blend
- 55% cotton, 45% rayon
- Wash cold, hang dry (just like your sanity)
Because sometimes the best way to cope is to wear your unraveling with pride.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.